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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Captivate my heart, dear Jesus
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The top 10 Pun-filled Phrases

1. Give God what is right, not what is left.
2. A lot of kneeling will give you a good standing.
3. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
4. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a face-lift.
5. Exposure to the Son will prevent burning.
6. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
7. When God ordains, He sustains.
8. Suffering from Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
9. Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.
10. Give satan an inch, and he'll be a ruler.

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